talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just cut my nipple shaving
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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