it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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