:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Such a big mess for such a small penis
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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