Banned from zoo.
Again?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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