he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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