My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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