honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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