Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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