so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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