Dual....:-)
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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