I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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