Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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