We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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