I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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