We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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