i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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