I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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