Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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