I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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