this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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