please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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