Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
