Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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