she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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