last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
there is glitter all over my balls
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