thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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