the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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