Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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