arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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