You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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