WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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