ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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