so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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