FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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