Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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