I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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