yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
