You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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