It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My vagina is very pro this idea
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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