you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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