well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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