Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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