I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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