we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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