let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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