no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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