So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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