If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
