just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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