my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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