I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
