whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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