Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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